I Don't Understand

See that guy sitting in the corner over there
looks like he sprays his hair
If that's his bag then he can have it
but he looks like a faggot

I don't understand homosexuals
but then, who wants to?
I may not be an intellectual
but I know who to screw

I see that now he's getting up to leave
that's okay, he paid the cover charge
He's probably gonna hang out in the men's room to see what he can see
He wants to get laid with something big and hard

I don't understand homosexuals
they must be nuts
I can't imagine a man that likes testicles
or taking it up the butt

And there's lesbians, what about them?
They love titties, and hey, why not? ("I know I do")
But don't tell me you don't like men
while on a dildo you squat

I don't understand homosexuals
but then, who wants to?
I may not be an intellectual
but I know who to screw