The Shitheads Theme

We're not real sharp
don't talk, we bark
when someone farts
we all look around

Our IQ's a farce
throw beer, drink darts
we triple park
all around the town

I'm a Shithead 
that's what I said
We're the Shitheads
that's what we said

We got no friends
it ain't where we've been
someone breaks wind
we ask them what they want

Don't give a hoot
for fame or loot
someone cuts loose
we say "fine, and you?"

I'm a Shithead, he's a Shithead, she's a Shithead, 
we're all Shitheads
Wouldn't you like to be a Shithead too?