You're In Trouble

Went down today and
took my urinalysis
for a job at the cafe
washing dishes
It's minimum wage
but I need the pay
I'm tired of eating potatoes
and tomato sandwiches

So I went to the doctor 
to get my physical
he gave me a jar
and put me in a cubical
I guess I had a lot to give
it came back positive
now the diner won't hire me
'cause I smoke joints on the weekend

You can't hold a job if you smoke marijuana
but they'll send your tax dollars to Nicaragua
to buy contra-basoons
for Contra baboons
If it ever makes sense
it won't be too soon

Seems like to me
when you pee in that jar
you're pissing you privacy
and they know who you are